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The Wisdom of

“Shit happens”

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Shit happens ...

Confucianism: Confucius say: "Shit happens".

Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism: This shit happened in my last life too.

Protestantism: Shit happens cause you don't work hard enough.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.

Zen: What is the sound of one shit happening?

Episcopalianism: How Dare Shit Happen?

Calvinism: Shit that doesn't stink is a sign of being saved.

Moonies: Only happy shit happens.

Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Jehova's Witnesses: Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

Mormonism: Shit happens in both the old world and the new world.

Lutheranism: Have faith in shit.

Baptism: Say Hallelujah to the shit.

Scientology: Extraterrestrials brought the shit.

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Shit Happens, Shit Shit Happens Happens, Shit Happens, Rama Rama.

Atheism: No shit.

Taoism: Shit happens.

 

THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS for Sanitation Engineers:
0th: There is shit.
1st: You can't get rid of it.
2nd: It gets deeper.
3rd: A nice, empty trashcan is wishful thinking.

 

Big Shit happens ...

Accountant
 Why doesn't this shit add up?
Acupuncturist
 Hold still or it will hurt like shit.
Acupuncturist
 Let all that shit go.
Acupuncturist
 This will really get the energy shit moving.

Agnosticism

 Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Agnosticism

 Nobody knows why shit happens.

Agnosticism
 How can we KNOW if shit happens?
Agnosticism
 I don't know shit!
Agnosticism
 It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so I'm not sure whether its shit or not.
Agnosticism
 What is this shit?!
Agnosticism
 You can't prove any of this shit!
Americanism
 Who gives a shit?
Amish
 Shit is good for the soil.
Amish
 This modern shit is worthless.
Anagramism
 This Shit Hits! (It’s “H”)    [Hilmar]
Anglicanism
 It's true, shit does happen -- but only to Lutherans.
Applied Mathematics
 The probability of shit happening approaches unity.
Archimedes
 Give me a place to stand and I'll move any piece of shit.
Archimedes
 Hmmm... why doesn't this shit float?
Aristotle
 The essence of shittyness...

Armstrong

 This is just a little shit. But this is a great shit of mankind.

Artist
 Anything you can buy for $2.99 isn't art, it's shit.
Artist
 If Jesse Helms likes it, it is shit.
Artist
 Shit, I wish I thought of that.

Asceticism

 If shit happens, renounce it.

Atheism

 I don't believe this shit!

Atheism

 Shit just happens and that's all there is to it.

Atheism
 I don't believe this shit! 
Atheism
 It looks and smells like shit, so I'm damned if I'm going to taste it.
Atheism
 No shit!
Atheism
 Shit doesn't happen. Shit is dead.
Atheist
 I haven't smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it. But it's shit.
Avoidanceism
 With all this happening, I think I'll go shit.

Aztec

 Cut out this shit!

Baha’i

 It's all the same shit.

Bahaism
 Why do you keep shitting on us?
Baker
 Why does Bush always dump all the shit on me?

Banzai, Backaroo

 No matter where shit happens, there you are.

Baptism

 Say Hallelujah to the shit.

Baptist
 We'll wash the shit right off you.
Baptist
 You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it.
BASIC
 It's shit.

Behaviorism

 You are conditioned to having shit happen.

Biblical Creationism

 Shit happens because God created it.

Biologist
 Is this shit alive?
Bohlenism (Dieter Bohlen) 
 Shit is Pille-Palle, isn't it?!
Botanist
 What this daisy needs is some fresh shit.
Branch Davidianism
 David thinks he's hot shit.
Branch Davidianism
 If shit happens, have a BIG barbecue...
Branch Davidianism
 May shit happen to the FBI!

Buddhism

 If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Buddhism

 Shit happens, but pay no mind.

Buddhism
 If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Buddhism
 Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will have salvation.

Bundy, Al

 This is shit. This is shit when you get married and drop the shit on the ground.

Bureaucracy

 I don't care if shit happens as long as you fill out the forms.

Bush
 Read my lips no more shit!
Bush
 This looks like campaign-related shit. Let Baker handle it.
Bush
 This looks like foreign shit. Let Baker handle it.
Bush
 Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture.
C
 It's shit, but it's efficient.

Calvinism

 Shit that doesn't stink is a sign of being saved.

Calvinism
 Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Cannibalism
 Don't eat the shit.

Capitalism

 Let's profit from shit happening.

Capitalism
 If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit.
Capitalism
 Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
Capitalism
 That's MY shit. 

Cargo Cult

 A barge will come and take all the shit away.

Cartesianism

 Shit happens to me, therefore I exist.

Cat
 Dogs are shit.
Cat
 I do not do inelegant things like shit, I excrete. And never in the corner. It is the dog's.
Cat
 Let me sleep, you pathetic shit.
Cat
 Why do I have to shit in this smelly pan?

Catholicism

 Shit happens because you are bad.

Catholicism
 If shit happens, you deserved it.
Catholicism
 You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.
CEO
 (1980's) I've got all the shit I want.
CEO
 (1990's) Oooh, SHIT!
Charismatic Catholicism
 Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway.
Chauvinism
 We may be shit, but you can't live without us... 
Chef
 It needs some more of this green shit.
Chemist
 Damn this shit smells...
Chemist
 Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!!
Chemist
 I hope this shit doesn't blow up.

Christian Science

 If shit happens, pretend it doesn't really exist.

Christian Science

 When shit doesn't happen, don't call a doctor - pray.

Christian Science
 Our shit will take care of itself.
Christian Science
 Shit doesn't happen and I am not up to my eyeballs in it.
Christian Science
 Shit happens in your mind.
Christian Science
 When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray.
Christianity
 … stole half its shit from us

Classical Physics

 Shit does not 'happen', it just moves around.

Clinton
 I didn't inhale this shit.
Clinton
 I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so....
Cobol
 It's shit, but it's job security.
Commercialism
 Let's package this shit. 

Communism

 Equal shit happens to all people.

Communism
 It's everybody's shit.
Computer Science
 All shit can in principle happen on a Turing Machine.
Computer Science
 There's a bug somewhere in this shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Confucianism

 Confucius say: "Shit happens".

Confucianism
 Confucius says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen PROPERLY."
Congregationalist
 Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. 

Conservatism

 They don't make even shit happen like they used to.

Cray
 If this code weren't such a piece of shit, they wouldn't NEED a supercomputer...
Creation Science
 Shit has only been happening since October 23rd 4004 B.C.
Creationism
 ... And the Lord said "Let there be shit" ... and there came piles of it. After six days of this shit, He rested.
Creationism
 God made all shit. 

Cubism

 If shit happens, you won't recognize it.

Cultural Relativism

 Shit happens everywhere differently.

Cynicism

 Of course shit happens.

Darwinism
 Survival of the shittiest.

Dave

 Oh my god! It's full of shit!

Dean
 Let's see how much shit the faculty'll take.

Deism

 Shit just happens.

Denialism
 What shit?
Descartes
 I shit, therefore I am.
Descartes
 I think, so why am I in this shit?
Developer
 Shit happens on a daily basis, that's why we have maintainance programmers.

Dianetics

 Your mother gave you shit before your were born.

Dianetics
 "Why does shit happen?" (p. 157)

Diplomacy

 Let's pretend shit doesn't happen.

Discordianism

 Some funny shit happened to me today.

Discordianism
 Shit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful.
Divorcism
 He's fooling around with some worthless piece of shit.
Divorcism
 She's full of shit!
Divorcism
... but Judge, you can't give her all that shit!
Doctor
 Take two shits and call me in the morning.
Doctor
 Yes, it's definitely a case of shit happening. $90, please...
Dog
 All I do is eat, sleep and shit.
Dog
 I did not chew the shit out of your bedroom slippers.
Dog
 Oh shit, I caught it!
Dog
 When I catch a car, it will shit!
Dualism
 If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Dyslexia
 Tihs happens.

Ecology

 If organic shit happens, it's OK.

Economics

 Shit happens because there's a great demand for it.

Economist
 I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand this shit.
Einsteinism
 God does not play shit with the universe.
Einsteinism
 Shit is Relative.

Emacs

 Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.

Employee
 I've done my shit, so can I take the day off?
Employee
 This shit's not part of my contract.
Employer
 Shit happens, and rolls down hill.
Employer
 You may only shit during coffee breaks.
Energizer Bunny
 Shit happens and happens and happens and ...
Engineer
 I hope this shit holds together.

Engineering

 When shit happens, paint over.

Environmentalism
 Shit is biodegradable.

Epicureanism

 Let's party while shit doesn't happen.

Epicurus
 If shit happens, enjoy it.
Episcopalian
 It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. 

Episcopalianism

 How Dare Shit Happen?

Episcopalianism
 If shit happens, hold a procession.

Est

 If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.

EST
 I am at cause that shit will not happen.
EST
 You're responsible for all the shit that happens.

Existentialism

 Shit doesn't happen; shit is.

Existentialism
 Shit happening is absurd.
Farmer
 I get subsidies for my shit.

Fascism

 Shit makes the trains run on time.

Fatalism
 Oh shit, it's going to happen!

Feminism

 Women demand to have shit happen

Feminism
 Men are shit. 
Fetishism
 I love it when shit happens.
Fish
 All I do is eat, swim and shit.
Fish
 Always the same dried shit for dinner?
Flowism
 Shit happens, so flow with it.

Forteanism

 No shit??

Fortran
 It's shit, but I don't know any better.

Freudianism

 If shit happens, it's your mother's fault.

Freudianism
 Shit is a phallic symbol.
Fundamentalism
 Shit happens, but don't publish it.
Fundamentalism
 There's no shit in the Bible.
Fundamentalism
 If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) 
Fundamentalism
 If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay. 
Fundamentalism
 Shit must be born again. 

Gagarin

 Shit was blue.

Galileo

 They say shit never happened. But shit is still happening.

Gnosticism

 I know why shit happens but won't tell you.

God

 Holy Shit!

Greek Orthodox
 Shit happens, usually in threes.

Gremlins

 Don't shit after 12 o'clock.

HAL

 Dave, I'm in Deep Shit.

HAL

 Dr. Chandra, will I shit?

Hare Krishna

 Shit Happens, Shit Shit Happens Happens, Shit Happens, Rama Rama.

Hare Krishna
 Please this flower and buy our shit.
Hare Krishna
 She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you become one with she-it)

Hasidism

 Shit never happens the same way twice.

Hedonism

 There's nothing like good shit happening.

Hedonism
 There's nothing quite like a good shit.
Heisenbergism
 Shit happened, we just don't know where or how much.

Hinduism

 This shit happened in my last life too.

Hinduism
 This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life.
Historian
 The same shit happens again and again.
Holistic Physics
 If shit happens, it happens everywhere at once.

Hopi

 Corn fertilizer happens.

IBM/DOS
 It's shit, but it's compatible.
Idolism
 Let's bronze this shit. 
Impressionism
 From a distance, shit looks like a garden. 
Iraqi Baathist
 Oh shit!
IRS Auditor
 I'll make 'em squirm for putting this shit on their tax forms.
James Tiberius Kirk
 ... to boldly shit where no one has shit before!
Jehovah's Witnesses
 Good Morning, I have some shit for you to read.
Jehovah's Witnesses
 Here, we insist you take our shit.
Jehovah's Witnesses
 Knock Knock, "Shit Happens."
Jehovah's Witnesses
 Shit happens door to door.
Jehovah's Witnesses
 There is only a limited amount of good shit.
Jehovah's Witnesses
 May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? 
Jehovah's Witnesses
 Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. 

Jehova's Witnesses

 Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.

Jehova's Witnesses

 No shit happens until Armageddon.

Jesuitism

 If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?

John Paul Jones
 I have not yet begun to shit.

Judaism

 Why does this shit always happen to us?

Judaism
 Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal?
Julius Caesar
 I came, I saw, I shitted. (Veni, Vidi, Shitty)
Kennedy
 Ask not what your country's shit can do for you, but what your shit can do for your country.

Kennedy, J.F.

 Ich bin ein Scheisser.

Kibology
 What's shit, and where can I get some?

King, M.L.

I have a shit.

Lawyer
 For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
Leibniz (by Voltaire)
 The best of all possible shit in this world made for shit.

Liberalism

 Shit shouldn't happen tomorrow.

Lincoln
 Four score and seven shits ago...
Linguist
 What I'm doing is a bunch of feces tauri. (For non-Latin-speakers feces tauri = the excrement of a bull)

Lutheranism

 Have faith in shit.

Lutheranism
 Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
Macintosh
 (Enough said)
Mafia boss
 Rub the little shits out.
Martin Luther King
 Black shit and white shit CAN coexist...
Martin Luther King
 I have a shit...
Marxism
 Dictatorship of the shit.
Marxism
 The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit is alike.
Masochism
 Do shit to ME.
Materialism
 Whoever dies with the most shit wins.
Mathematician
 Shit happening is just a special case...
McCarthyism
 Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?

Mcfly, Marty

 Don't ever never call me shit

Mechanic
 Shit...this will cost a lot, mister.
Medicine
 If shit happens, take two Aspirins and call me in the morning.
Methodist
 It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. 

Microcomputing

 If shit happens, we'll fix it in the next version.

Moilanenism
 Smells like shit of finnish fish.

Moonies

 Only happy shit really happens.

Mormonism

 Shit happens in both the old world and the new world.

Mormonism
 Excrement happens. (you can't say 'shit' in Utah)
Mormonism
 Hey, there's more shit happening over here!
Mormonism
 If shit happens, shun it.
Mormonism
 Our shit is better than your shit.
Mormonism
 Shit happens again & again & again ...
Mormonism
 God sent us this shit. 
Musician
 This shit is out of tune.
Mysticism
 This is really weird shit.

Mysticism-1

 Just experience shit happening.

Mysticism-2

 What weird shit!

Nation of Islam
 Don't take no shit!
Native Americans
 Shit is sacred when it happens.
Neil Armstrong
 One small shit for a man... One giant heap for mankind.

New Age

 Visualize shit not happening.

New Age
 A firm shit does not happen to me.
New Age
 For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.
New Age
 I create my own shit.
New Age
 If shit happens, honor it and share it.
New Age
 Sheeeeeeeeeeit!
New Age
 That's not shit, it's feldspar.
New Age
 This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate.
New Age
 We’re all part of the same shit.

Nietzsche

 If shit never happened, men will create shit.

Nihilism

 Who needs this shit?

Nihilism
 Let's blow this shit up!
Nixon
 Shit didn't happen, and if it did I didn't know anything about it.
Nuclear Physics  Let us accelerate shit to see if it turns into energy.
Nuclear Physics  Let us cut shit into ever smaller pieces to see if it is made of shit.
Nudism
 Clothes happen …
NYC Cab Driver
 Damn, looks like I hit that shit...

Objectivism

 Our shit is good for you.

Occultism

 Shit materializes from other planes of existence.

Optimism

 If shit happens, we'll find a way to use it.

Orthodox
 St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.
PaganismNuclear Physics
 Shit happens for a variety of reasons.

Parapsychology

 Shit happens without material causes.

Pascal

We are just shit. But we are thinking shit.

Patriotism

 Our shit is better than your shit.

Perot
 I'm sorry if I dropped you guys in this piece of shit.

Pessimism

 If shit happens, there won't be enough for everybody.

Physicist (Experimental)
 To within experimental error, shit DID happen.
Physicist (Theoretical)
 Shit SHOULD happen.

Platonism

 There is ideal shit happening somewhere.

Poet
 My childhood was shit, let me share.
Poet
 My love is like a red, red shit.
Poet
 Ode to a Grecian Shit.
Poet
 ... and miles to go before I shit, and miles to go before I shit...
Political Correctness
 Heavily processed nutritionally-deprived biological output happens.
Politician
 If you elect me, shit will never again happen.
Politician
 It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
Politician
 My Fellow Americans, All I stand for is shit.
Politician
 Shit happening is bad for the economy.

Politics

 If shit happens, make a deal with it.

Pollyanism

 It's so nice that shit happens!

Practical
 Deal with shit one day at a time. 
Presbyterian
 This shit was bound to happen. 
Procrastinationism
 I'll take care of this shit ... tomorrow.
Programmer
 It's shit, but at least it compiles.

Protestantism

 Shit happens cause you don't work hard enough.

Protestantism
 If shit happens, it happens to someone else.
Protestantism
 If shit happens, praise the lord for it!

Psychoanalysis

 Shit happens because of your toilet training.

Psychologist
 Everything that happens is shit; some of it is just repressing its subconscious shittiness.
Purism
 If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.

Puritanism

 S** can happen all day as long as you don't call it that.

Quaker

 Let's not fight over this shit.

Quality Control Inspector
 This shit ain't good enough.

Quantum Physics

 Shit happens but you can't say both where and when.

Quantum Physics

 Shit happens in discrete quanta called shitons.

Quantum Shittydynamics
 Shit happens only in well-defined quantities.
Quayle
 Whye doe peepl treate mee lik shitte?

Rabbit, Jessica

 I'm not shit. I'm just drawn that way

Rajhneesh
 Give us your shit and put on this orange shit.

Rastafarianism

 Let's smoke this shit.

Rastafarianism
 Hey, this is good shit, man.
Reagan
 Well, I do believe that shit happened. I was just taking a nap.

Reagan, Nancy

 Just say shit happend.

Reagan, Ronald

 I don't recall if shit happed.

Reaganism

 Don't move; the shit will trickle down.

Relativism

 at light speed shit happens for ever (at least if you're staying behind).

Realism
 I think I need to take a shit.
Reform Judaism
 Got any laxatives?
Repressionism
 I'll hold this shit in forever.

Right-Wing Protestantism

 Let this shit happen to someone else.

Robocop

 Please stay out of deep shit

Robotics, 1st Law of

 Robotics should not shit or let shit come to happen.

Rosicrucianism
 What is this AMORC shit?

Russel

 90% of everything is shit.

Saddam
 The mother of all shit just happened to us, but at least I'm still in power.
Sadism
 I will shit on you!
Sartre
 Shit is meaningless!
Sartre
 What is shit, anyway?
Satanism
 We hope bad shit happens to all of you.
Satanism
 We will make your shit happen.
Satanism
 SNEPPAH TIHS. 

Schröder, Gerhard

 There was a 50% chance shit happened. And now there is a 22 % chance shit happened again.

Schrödinger

 There's 50% chance shit happened. And 50% chance it didn't.

Scientific Obscurantism

 Amorphous excrement does occur in given cases.

Scientific Reductionism

 If shit happens, find out what kind exactly.

Scientology

 Shit happens if you're on our shit list.

Scientology

 Extraterrestrials brought the shit.

Scientology
 All this happens to be shit.
Scientology
 If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you.
Scientology
 If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. 

Secular Humanism

 Shit happens because it evolved from primitive shit.

Secular Humanism
 Shit evolves.
Seeing your Mother-in-law
 Relatives are Shit.

Seldon, Hari

 Each shit is random. But mob of shit is predicable.

Seventh Day Adventist

 No shit on Saturdays.

Shakespeare
 To shit or Not to shit, that is the question.
Shamanism
 Whoaa...Holy Shit!

Shintoism

 Shit is everywhere.

Shintoism
 You inherit the shit of your ancestors.
Shirley MacClaine
 Haven't I seen this shit before...
Sikhism
 Leave our shit alone.

Simpson, Bart

I will not say 'Shit Happened' in the class.

Smith, Michael Valentine

 Shit groks

Snake
 If I got out of this cage, you'd shit.
Social Scientist
 Let's pretend that shit doesn't happen...

Socialism

 If shit happens, let's distribute it equally.

Socialism
 The same shit happens to everyone.
Socrates
 What is shit? Why is shit?

Solipsism

 Shit happens because I wish it.

Southern Baptist
 Shit will happen. Praise the lord!
Spam
 Spam happens.
Statistician
 There is an 83.7 % chance that shit will happen. Maybe.

Stoicism

 This shit doesn't bother me.

Stoicism
 This shit happening is good for me.
SubGenius
 Shit has happened. For $20 "BoB" will sell you a way to MAKE MONEY FROM IT.
Superconductivism
 Below the critical temperature, shit does not stop happening.

Sufism

 The wise man never notices shit happening.

Sureshism
 You are all pieces of shit.
Surgeon
 Shit, where's this organ supposed to go?

Surrealism

 Purple shit happens near melting clocks.

Surrealism
 Fish.

Tabloid Sensationalism

 Green shit from Mars happens to Elvis clone.

Taoism

 Shit happens.

Televangelism
 Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening...

Terrorism

 Shit will happen unless you do as I say.

Thales
 Earth, Air, Fire, and Shit

Theosophy

 You don't know half of the shit that happens.

Thoreau
 I wanted to live deliberately ... to suck all the shit out of life.
Twelve Step
 Shit happens one day at a time.

Twelve-Step

 I am powerless to cut the shit.

Union leader
 Give us more shit or we'll strike.
Unitarian
 Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. 

Unitarianism

 Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.

Unitarianism
 Go ahead, shit anywhere you want.
Unitarianism
 It's not the shit that matters. It's the process.
Unitarianism
 We affirm the right for shit to happen.
Unitarianism
 What is this Shit?
Unitarianism
 Come let us reason together about this shit. 
UNIX
 Shit dumped.
Utopianism
 This shit does not stink. 
VAX/VMS
 No Privilege for attempted shit.
Vegetarianism
 If it happens to shit, don't eat it.

Voodoo

 Hey, that shit looks just like you!

Voodoo
 Let's stick some pins in this shit!
Voodoo
 Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you.
Voodoo
 This shit's gonna get you!
Waitress
 You want fries with that shit?

Wan, Obi

 Use your shit, Luke.

Washington
 I cannot tell a lie--shit happened.

Wicca

 Mix this shit together and make it happen!

Wicca
 If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
Wicca
 The Goddess makes shit happen.
Windows
 The same shit as DOS, only GUIer...
Witchcraft
 Mix this shit together and it will happen!
Yuppie Shit
 It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?

Zen

 What is the sound of one shit happening?

Zoroastrianism

 Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.

Zoroastrianism
 Shit happens half the time.
 

Taoism

 Shit happens.

 

Sources:

pszila@u.washington.edu (Peter Szilard) & kamens@neon.stanford.edu (Samuel N. Kamens) - http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/90q2/moresh.html
http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html
http://www.angelfire.com/zine/dailytravesty/16.html  b.c.phillips 
http://home.swipnet.se/eurenius_design/shit.txt
http://www.thejaywalker.com/pages/shit_happens.html

http://www.wards.net/~bill/humor/list/shit_happens.shtml
http://www.luzifer.at/religion/shit.html#shit-Luz
et. al.

 

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